Host towns 2006?

Date: Dec 4, 2005

Host towns 2006?

Date: Dec 6, 2005

Straight across NC from Pub to Pub is a good thing. To do this we would have to stay out of Randolph County (Dry County) another good thing.

Boozer

Date: Dec 8, 2005

How about ABC Store to ABC via a 7-11 for a 7up. That way if we get to a dry county/city then we should have enough leftovers to take us through the night and into the next day and yet another ABC store. May be we should make this a two week ride so we could drink more 7up.

V.O. Seag

Date: Dec 9, 2005

Boozer and Mr. Seag

I can’t believe that you are advocating drink alcohol and riding a bicycle. Drink and riding a bicycle could get someone killed on the highway and how would that make you feel? You mother should have taught you better. Grow-up and take responsibility for you actions.

Hag D. Nag

Date: Dec 9, 2005

Dearest Hag,

I’m sorry, when I saw Cycle NC I did not know it was a bicycle ride instead I thought it was a motor cycle ride across NC.

VO Seag

Date: Dec 9, 2005

The way NC drivers drive I think that drinking is the only way to ride a bike on NC Highways. I sobered up once and did not like what I saw and started drinking again.

Boozer

Date: Dec 9, 2005

You go BooZer Dog!

Look, on behalf of the DOTS (Southern Division) and the Dawg Pound (where they hang out after any ride (further than the nearest bar), I wish to extend to you a invitation to join up.

You have shown, repeatedly, the qualities necessary for membership (are you a beer drinker with a cycling problem?).

If you have paniers and can hit a beer store before hitting the campsite on CNC2006, you are officer material!!

-gATOR dOG. Woof! (can I get a woof from bAD dOG from the sort of Yankee Division?)

Date: Dec 9, 2005

I can’t believe what I’m reading.

Hag D. Nag

Date: Dec 10, 2005

I think the Nag need a Boozer Breakfast to start the day. That is 2 Bloody Marys before breakfast, Vitamin C, then a cup of warm coffee liqueur with breakfast. For breakfast have 4 beer batter pancakes covered with Grand Marnier Orange Liqueur (thicken with a little condensed sweeten evaporated milk) and topped with apples slices soaked in Vodka for 2 days. After breakfast have your favorite coffee liqueur with cream (Heavy Whipping Cream works best) to mellow you out. Now you are ready to face the day ahead and go to work or take a nap which ever feel best at that moment.

Boozer

Date: Dec 10, 2005

Boozer, do you have a wife? If you do, does she have the same thing have for breakfast? Or, is she more sensible and responsible than you? Do you have a job?

Nosey One

Date: Dec 11, 2005

Dear NO:

Yes.

She does not like Bloody Marys – she likes Tequila Sunrises for her Vitamin C.

Well, she married me didn’t she?

Job, sort-of, (you can say that when you impregnated the bosses favorite daughter when she was a teenager).

Boozer

Date: Dec 11, 2005

I bet the boss is real proud of you, Boozer.

Nosey One

Date: Dec 11, 2005

Her father was proud of me up until the time I put the make on the mother in-law. Her walking around the pool in a bathing suit and high heeled shoes, what did HE expect? I know what SHE expected. Enough!

What is the CNC route for 2006 and that is the question, remember?

Boozer

Date: Dec 12, 2005

Ending in Atlantic City would be awesome (friend has a beach house there!)

Date: Dec 12, 2005

It looks as if we all have way too much time on our hands.

IS IT SPRING YET?

My bike hasn't moved more 10 feet in the last month, and that was just to move it out of the way so I could sweep and mop around it.

Maybe I could rotate the air in tires or something.

Blue

Date: Dec 13, 2005

Well Winter Blues maybe you should take up drink to excess. It is something you can do rain or shine, cold or hot, indoors or out, by yourself or with someone and you can even do it on the way to work or on the way home from work. You know the old cliché “24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day, coincident, I think not. I would like for you to understand I’m not advocating drinking while riding a bicycle. It is never a good idea to take a bold chance of take you hands off the handle bars while riding. I strongly suggest that you stop get off the bike before you take a drink. Letting go of the handle bars to take a drink could lead to spilling some of that precious stuff. If you must ride in cold weather I recommend a quart thermos bottle with half and half Old Granddad bourbon and coffee with cream.

When you get home have a warm cup of soup (lukewarm Bloody Mary with crackers works for me) and an oatmeal stout micro brewery beer for desert. How do you spell nap time?

Boozer

Date: Dec 14, 2005

Right now a mug of hot buttered rum, a roaring fire in the fireplace and my wife curled up beside me sounds real good.

Date: Dec 15, 2005

Yes, Winter Blues, you have found true love and it is such a joy to be so much in love it almost hurts at times. Yes you must cry when you think about her and what she means to you. Tears of joy and love come from deep within you. What wonderful feelings to have for someone, and I thing you do know what pure love means and you must believe that true love can last forever.

..and rejoice in the wife of your youth, as a loving hind and a graceful doe, let her breasts satisfy you at all times. Be exhilarated always with her love. Now! When you are done with the wife send the leftover rum to me.

Boozer